At Christmas, Debbie asked Steve to help her daughter Rachel pick out a dog. Steve replied: "Actually, the thing I'm MOST worried about is that I'LL find a dog I just HAVE to save... "But Debbie! He NEEDS me! Just look at those EYES--and he's WAGGING HIS TAIL!" NO! I will be ruthless! I will be HARD-HEARTED! My WILL shall DOMINATE these adorable little fluffs of fur--oh, look! He's smiling! AAAAGGH! I must be STRONG! NO. MORE. DOGS. Two is enough! Or maybe just one more, if it's not TOO large--maybe Sadie's size or a little bigger... AAAAGGH! You understand my dilemma? ;-)" Steven did NOT get a dog, although he wanted to save one named "Atlas". Rachel got a bull terrier named "Skuka". |
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Pets, Part 2
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